Vamino Soydrink - far left. This wasn't good. Actually, I can't imagine anyone in the world liking the taste of this. It was very easy to describe at the time, it tastes like liquid sawdust. And that's not a good taste. It's like ... cream-coloured water with the luxurious hint of dry wood at the back of the throat. Not recommended. Bad memories. 1/10 just because it exists i suppose.

AYAZAKI BBQ UDON -centre. Big and purple. Yeah now we're talking!! These were like big chewy noodles that looked like worms; especially when you put the little sachet of powder on them, who knows what was in it but it made them taste nice which is always good. I followed the advice of the packet which declared "You please add meat or ham or vegetables or other foods for your taste" and put a nice bit of steak in there, which made it super tasty! But it sure was filling! I had to throw it at Jack Black. (LOL?) 8/10.

Trendy Seaweed Rice Snack - just popping up behing the BBQ UDON. Hahaha these things were like the worst ever. Man they tasted like plank with smelly green stuff. Actually I kinda liked them, but Steve and Tom did not. They were a bit like those salt and vinegar sticks in size and shape, but unfortunately didn't taste like them. they tasted like musty seaweed, and they were made of puffed rice like a rice krispie. I just don't know what to think! All in all a baffling product. 4/10.

Braised Eel - right of BBQ UDON. I really didn't know what to make of these. They definitely weren't repulsive, well the smell was, and they looked pretty awful, but they had a strangely ... ok taste. It was like someone had taken some sardines or whatever fish you get in those little cans, dredged it in really heavy sugar and then tipped a load of brown over it. They were more like an eel lollipop than anything else! Weird stuff! But at least i managed to eat some; a success in my book! n.b. I did later regret it because i felt a little sick. But hey! I will award the braised eel 6/10.

Demae Ramen - far right. Well these little beauties were always gonna be tasty. Think super noodles but with Japanese writing. But, better than super noodles because they not only had a little sachet of powder to crack on, but also a little packet of some kind of oil/sauce! It was red and stained my fingers but it sure was tasty. If you like noodles, track these beauties down. they actually tasted of what they were supposed to be (I mixed a sesame flavoured packet with some kind of fish flavour. It tasted like fish and sesame.) And only like 47p or something, so much cheaper than super noodles, and even more superer. You just can't go wrong! 8/10.

Lotte Tataya Bears - front left. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! These were the actual best things in life!! OMG OMG they were so tasty. I knew the bears would come good for me. I was so happy with them I took several more photos!