Breaking from tradition: That's snow joke

Author: Aaron KD Bourn / Labels: , , , , , , ,

I got some special lyrics for you this time, written by me. Here's how it goes:

Fuck, look at all that snow
it's cold but it's pretty awesome
Shit man it's really cold especially on my face
Later it will be warmer indoors
But less fun!

This country is fucking ridiculous. 2 inches of snow and everything goes to hell. I can't ... I mean how can a small amount of frozen, powdered water render the capital city useless, close airports, ruin transport links ... I just don't understand. I mean, in other countries that exist such as Finland, Iceland, Russia, Norway, even parts of Chile, I can't imagine they have this trouble every time it snows. No-one would be able to work ever, or get anywhere, and that would just be silly. Just like this country. Fucking hell. Shops that were INDOORS were closing because of the weather. WTF?! This is madness. (This is England.) etc. And Prague got fucked up. As soon as it started snowing heavy at like 3am, the writing was on the wall. I'm not entirely sure what's going on, but I think they're going tomorrow now? I need confirmation of that though. BUT on the plus side, me and Tom built a kicker last night/early this morning and I took some awesome photos of him shredding the shit out of Midsummer Common. Take a looksee:
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Yeah I could be a pro right? And so could he probably. Snowboarding is so cool ^_^ This was such an awesome night. If you've never mashed together a kicker in minus 4 so your mate can catch about 4 feet of air over a bin and then fall over, you've never lived.

James and James couldn't make the journey home today cos of the snow, so we hit town again. Had some laughs in the snow. Cold laughs, but laughs nonetheless! I bought a new bag, that was yesterday's news, and I was looking for a hat to match, because you gotta match accessories in this day and age right? Yeah man. Didn't find one unfortunately. Billabong failed me today. I dunno. I might have enough hats. Who the hell is Daniel G Thomas? (non-sequitur and I apologise.) Outside, Tom hit me on the head with a giant snow blob and then it looked like i was wearing a spike on my head. Facebook will probably be carrying a photo at some point in time. Check me out what up. I wonder if college is gonna get cancelled this week? It's almost pointless anyway, and now with this snow, not only pointless, but DANGEROUS! lol. fucking hell it's pathetic. It's just frozen powdered water.

I got a disappointing Boots meal deal today. The best part was the crisps. FUCKING HELL GRAHAM! (non-sequitur again.) So yeah, it was the whole Walkers design-a-flavour thing going on in Boots. I opted for Onion Bhaji out of that, Fish and Chips, Cajun Squirrel (???) Duck and Hoisin Sauce, Builders Breakfast and Chilli and Chocolate (eugh no thanks.) But yeah the crisps were nice. I recommend them if you like indian snacks in crisp form! I read a blog by the girl I like. Kinda confusing. I'd love to say I know exactly where I stand but that'd be a lie. I'm still optimistic though. It might be quick but it's not quite painless. I hope it doesn't rain, that'd suck because it'd make the snow disappear. I Don't want that!!

I'm gonna e-mail some snowboarding magazines to see if I can get something going. Earlier on I got an e-mail from Sian Williams who does BBC Breakfast News telling me to be careful in the snow and saying that I can't have one of the mugs they use on there. Letdown but awesome! SIIAAAANNN!!

SO yes I'm done. x.


3 comments:

Catherineey said...

You're right about the snow stopping the whole country, my mum had a massive rant about it while I was trying to watch t.v
Also: hai, I'm that girl with the atrocious colour schemes. (:

Ruby said...

"non sequitur" ftw.
I think we should aim to have it in most blogs.
x

Aaron KD Bourn said...

Hello guys! Wow! This is special! And not in the retarded way. Hello Catherineey and Aurora. non-sequitur is most definitely ftw.